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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 276
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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