So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Dragon Scales Harvested: 408 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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