lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
Magical Moments Shared: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Secret Passages Found: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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