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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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