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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 8
Dragon Eggs Found: 6145 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

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