Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Endless Night Skies: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Love Letters Sent: 14 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 9873

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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