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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances: 9 Crops Grown: 3679
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
Meteorites Collected: 0 Endless Night Skies: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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