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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 98
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Buildings Constructed: 19
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 343
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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