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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Void Armor Forged: 17 Secret Passages Found: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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