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Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Ores Mined: 1663 Magic Items Found: 2718

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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