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Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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