Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Villages Defended: 12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Runes Activated: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Animals Bred: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5852
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Star Shards Collected: 159

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Animals Bred: 119

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Alien Abductions: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Enchantments Applied: 175

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Enchantments Applied: 260
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Runes Activated: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 4209

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

    Fantastic News Minecraft SMP
    Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 939
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

    BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NoobMaster69Craft

    NoobMaster69Craft
    Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

    Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

    So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

    ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Dimension Hops: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Auto Drive Craft Fun

    Auto Drive Craft Fun
    are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

    imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

    so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Ores Mined: 1262

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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