| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?
So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.
So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Crops Grown: | 9775 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.
don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
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| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!
But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 5152 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.
Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 81 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.
If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?
So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 2853 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 273 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5985 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 7580 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.