| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8067 |
| Animals Bred: | 31 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1480 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 489 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?
So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.
So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.
don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 114 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Server anarchy minecraft
Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2912 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
| Animals Bred: | 191 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!
But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 141 | Potions Brewed: | 119 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.
Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 356 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4842 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.
If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?
So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5969 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.