Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mines Excavated: 2577
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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