Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Servers

  • CringeCraft: The Movie

    CringeCraft: The Movie
    Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Magic Items Found: 7564 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

    DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

    But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

    So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 388 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lyri_X

    Lyri_X

    Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Emeralds Found: 4070
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

    Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3344 Dragon Scales Harvested: 220
    Chimeras Created: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

    So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6227 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 181 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Enchantments Applied: 270 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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