BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

102694489, answers, BIZARRE, Community, Curious, discussion, forum, funny, Help, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, odd, Old, questions, quirky, Random, silly, smp, sqt, stupid, stupid questions, Thread, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SisterFeed Minecraft Server

care, Communication, compassion, Conflict, Empathy, family, Food, Generosity, Hunger, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, Selflessness, Server, sister, SisterFeed, Support, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	362	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ToplessCraft

aita, BEDROOM, Boundaries, clothes, Communication, cousin, Deflection.., EMBARRASSMENT, family, guests, home, inappropriate, misunderstanding, partner, privacy, relationship, shower, topless, ToplessCraft, trousers

Are you tired of being judged for being topless in your own home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can be as shirtless as you want without any judgment!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!

So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP

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Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can find a magical cheeseburger that gives you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun and shenanigans that await you on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WebCrafterz

best kept secrets, favorite website, hidden gems, hidden internet gems, hidden online gems, hidden online treasures, hidden treasures, internet discoveries, internet gems, lesser known, lesser known gems, niche platforms, obscure online finds, obscure websites, secret websites, underrated online platforms, underrated sites, undiscovered gems, undiscovered websites, unique finds, WebCrafterz

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the hidden gem of the internet – just like that website you love but no one else has heard of!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft world out there? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the most infamous Minecraft legend of all time!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, CASUALTIES, communism, Conflict, Dictatorship, international relations, intervention, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, north korean, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, seoul, Server, soldiers, Ukraine, War, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where north korean soldiers are fighting for putin in ukraine but don’t worry cuz we got diamond armor to protect you from any crazy dictators trying to take over the server! seoul says it’s the most lit place to be right now so grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown! with crazy pvp battles and insane builds, you’ll be laughing your way to victory in no time! join now and show those soldiers who’s boss!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GazaCraft: Tank Invasion

border control, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, Invasion, Israeli tanks, Jabalia, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, military presence, Palestinian territory, political turmoil, Residents, TANK, Unrest, violence, war zone

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli tanks are taking over jabalia in northern gaza!! battle it out with your friends and see who can conquer the most land! build your own tank and crush the competition! only the bravest players can survive in this intense war zone! join now for a chance to win exclusive prizes and show off your tank-building skills! let’s gooooooo!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Clump Clearing Brain Wastes Server

Alzheimer’s disease, Amyloid, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain images, brain scans, Clearing, Clump, Clumps, cognitive decline, medical breakthroughs, medical imaging, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, Patients, protein aggregation, proteins, research, Server, Tangles, Tau, waste-clearance pathways, Wastes

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRAIN WASTE-CLEARANCE PATHWAYS FOR THE FIRST TIME! WE GOT PROTEINS LIKE AMYLOID AND TAU FORMING CLUMPS AND TANGLES LIKE A BRAIN PUZZLE!

COME ON AND EXPLORE OUR SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN TANGLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE AMYLOIDS!

ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET LAB WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH BRAIN CELLS AND CREATE YOUR OWN BRAIN JUICE?

JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET BRAINY!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

“Moai Meets Minecraft: No Flavors Added” – Moyai SMP (vanilla)

ADDED, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Flavors, Friendly staff, Global villager curing, hermitcraft, java, meets, Minecraft, mini blocks, moai, more mob heads, moyai, no teleports, Plugins, shopping district, smp, soft border, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla

MoyaiSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Java Minecraft Server
Features	No resets with soft border Mini blocks Global villager curing More mob heads Armor statues Friendly staff/community Shopping district
Gameplay	All survival, no teleports
Join Us	Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, MoyaiSMP is a 16+ server and we ask all players to respect this age requirement.

2. Are there any PvP activities on the server?

No, MoyaiSMP is a server focused on builders and a chill atmosphere, so there are no PvP activities.

3. How often is the soft border updated?

The soft border is updated whenever a new Minecraft update drops to keep the server fresh.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on MoyaiSMP. We have a friendly community and strive to maintain a drama-free environment.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ink City Minecraft Server

body art, body modification trends, city, common, cultural trends, ink, inked, Minecraft, permanent body modification, Server, statistics, tattoo acceptance, tattoo culture, tattoo demographics, tattoo frequency, tattoo popularity, tattoo prevalence, tattoo prevalence worldwide, tattoo statistics, tattoo statistics 2021, tattoo trends, tattooed individuals, tattooed society, tattoos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, tattoos are as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us and show off your inked-up avatar as you battle it out with other players in epic tattoo showdowns. From tribal designs to full-on sleeves, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why settle for plain old Steve or Alex when you can be a badass tattooed warrior in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and let your inked imagination run wild!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, BROMANCE, experiences, friendship, Fun, homies, humor, Intimacy, joking, kiss, Kissing, love, loyalty, Memories, Minecraft, peer pressure, PLATONIC, relationships, smp, social norms, taboo, Trust

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that you must kiss your homies before logging off! That’s right, show your love for your fellow players in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky server where anything is possible, from kissing your homies to battling chickens and boogieing down in the underground disco. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server

advice, associates degree, awful decisions, bachelors degree, capitalism, Complaints, Effort, Fix problems, fun purchases, job offer, Minecraft, minimum wage, passport, privileged, PrivilegedCraft, rent money, Server, sheltered, Support, terrible situations, Transit, university scam

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.

3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!

4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.

5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CalorieCraft: GF Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Calorie Counting, CalorieCraft, Communication, dieting, Edition, emotional eating, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, meal planning, nutrition, portion control, relationship advice, self esteem, Support, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoTomorrowMC SMP

Updated October 30, 2024

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

Updated October 30, 2024

SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

Updated October 30, 2024

SisterFeed Minecraft Server

Updated October 30, 2024

ToplessCraft

Updated October 30, 2024

CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP

Updated October 30, 2024

WebCrafterz

Updated October 30, 2024

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Updated October 30, 2024

GazaCraft: Tank Invasion

Updated October 30, 2024

Clump Clearing Brain Wastes Server

Updated October 30, 2024

“Moai Meets Minecraft: No Flavors Added” – Moyai SMP (vanilla)

MoyaiSMP Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join if I am under 16 years old?

2. Are there any PvP activities on the server?

3. How often is the soft border updated?

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Updated October 30, 2024

Ink City Minecraft Server

Updated October 30, 2024

PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server

Updated October 30, 2024

CalorieCraft: GF Edition

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12