NoSexForSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlazinBeirutCraft

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

Israel, Jewish aspirations, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish diaspora, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish homeland, Jewish identity, Jewish migration, Jewish nationalism, Jewish people, Jewish religion, Jewish self-determination, Jewish settlement, Jewish sovereignty, Jewish state, Jewish tradition, Jewtopia, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Server, Zionism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

arrogance, controlling behavior, CrushCraft, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, INCONSISTENCY, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of goals, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of intelligence, lack of motivation, lack of respect for boundaries, lack of self-awareness, LostInterest, poor hygiene, Selfishness, smp, unfaithful behavior

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	300
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	111

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Animals Bred:	68
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	64945
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

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Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FoodieNightmares

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Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Star Shards Collected:	104
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	198
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

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Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.

First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.

The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.

A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!

In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.

(The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Buildings Constructed:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Towns Built:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9