NoobMaster69 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Potions Brewed:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	180

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

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come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

eusurvival

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EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2508	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	196806
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	502052
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!