join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Chimeras Created: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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