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| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9368 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!
But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!
Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.
Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.
But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.
Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!
Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?
Then challenges await you!
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| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.
2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.
3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.
4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.
So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!
Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2615 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.
But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3264 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
