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| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Tokoyami Towa’s 3D model is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Find the model, crack the code, and claim your rewards!
Plus, our server is filled with wacky events like Tokyo Online Party 2024 Autumn 3on3 with Tachikawa and Daigo, SCARZ CUP Apex Legends vol.4 with Crylix and Arisaka, and even Oogiri Derby where anything goes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Tokoyami Towa’s mysterious powers and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!
But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!
Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.
Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.
But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.
Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!
Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?
Then challenges await you!
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| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.
2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.
3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.
4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.
So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
