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Zoomer Girls Minecraft SMP Anime

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us if you want to post your favorite zoomer girls in anime and debate who would win in a fight between Sailor Moon and Naruto (spoiler alert: it’s obviously Sailor Moon, duh).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink of their eye. Rumor has it that they once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and won without breaking a sweat. So if you want to learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and become a true Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can do the most epic dance moves you’ve ever seen. Imagine a creeper doing the Macarena while exploding in a rainbow of colors – that’s the kind of entertainment you can expect on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret it a little bit).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyGiftsNoBiz

Boundaries, coworker jealousy, coworker relationships, CraftyGiftsNoBiz, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, lunchtime etiquette, office gossip, office politics, personal boundaries, privacy, professional relationships, social interactions, supervisor relationships, work friendships, work-life balance, workplace behavior, workplace communication, workplace dynamics, workplace hierarchy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your office? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the jealousy and passive-aggressiveness of Jane, the supervisor who can’t handle her friend Tina having other friends. Watch out for Jane’s beacon that alerts her whenever you’re having a good time with Tina, because she just can’t stand to be left out. Will you be the one to stand up to Jane and reclaim your lunchtime conversations with Tina? Or will you join forces with Jane to keep Tina all to yourselves? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

QuitLifeMinecraftSMP

quit being a people pleaser, quit being a perfectionist, quit being afraid to take risks, quit being closed-minded, quit being indecisive, quit being judgmental, quit being lazy, quit being pessimistic, quit being self-critical, quit comparing yourself to others, quit living in the past, quit making excuses, quit negative self-talk, quit overthinking, quit procrastination, quit seeking validation from others, quit self-doubt, quit smoking, quit toxic relationships, quit unhealthy eating habits, QuitLifeMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where you can procrastinate on all your real-life problems and focus on building epic structures instead!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the monotony of everyday life. We have a thriving community of players who are always down for a good time, whether it’s organizing a massive prank war or embarking on a quest to find the rarest block in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your adulting woes behind! Who needs a job or a social life when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCringeLand

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Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dimension Hops:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hezbollah Havoc: Beirut Boom & Israel Strike

airstrikes, Beirut, boom, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attacks, northern Israel, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, strike, targeted strike, Tensions, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and destruction that even Israel is getting involved! we got rockets flying everywhere and targeted strikes in Beirut, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem in minecraft! #minecraftwarzone #jointhefun #israelvshezbollah

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Star Shards Collected:	232
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2054	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty COVID Chronicles

Chronicles, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, Crafty, Failure, Healthcare, long covid, long-term effects, Medical Treatment, mRNA products, mRNA vaccines, pandemic, physician-confirmed, post-viral syndrome, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2, study, vaccine efficacy, viral infection

lol u know what prevents long-covid? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers. come join us and never worry about long-covid again, cuz we got potions that make you invincible. trust me, i once saw a player take on a whole army of zombies with just a stick and come out without a scratch. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Star Shards Collected:	146
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Beacon SMP

all ages, BUILD, Chill, Community, Crafting, Currency, Economy, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, pixel art, Plugins, Shops, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BeaconSMP! Come hang out on our chill all-ages server for all the cool crafters out there who just want a nice place to build something awesome, befriend a cat, buy/sell and become a millionaire, or just make some funny pixel art! BeaconSMP boasts:

-Semi-vanilla gameplay (with just a few quality of life plugins, and and auto chat mod)-Anti-greifing plugins that lets you claim as many chunks as you need to build your awesome stuff-Fun community and a place where everyone is welcome-No pay to win, we use gold as the main currency-Shops/economy setup!

So have some fun and hang out with us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Avenian Network

Avenian Network, blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom Items, Enchantments, Factions, gameplay, Land Claim, Machines, MCMMO, Minecraft, Paid ranks, Protections, Server, Servers, Skyblock, Survival

Every paid rank can be earned for free by playing the server. Custom items, blocks, machines, enchantments, and gameplay. Land claim and protections as well as crossplay with other servers.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	295	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AlexandriaSMP: Where creeper hugs are mandatory! Java + Bedrock, Dynmap, in-game voice chat, and more! Must be 18+ to join.

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Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring quick issue resolution.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQs about AlexandriaSMP

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: Visit our website or connect with us on Discord for more information on joining.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join?

A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 or older.

Q: How can I participate in server decisions?

A: You can participate by voting on major server decisions that impact the community.

Q: Are there rules regarding griefing or stealing on the server?

A: We operate on a trust-based system without land claims, but any issues are quickly resolved with CoreProtect. Respect and trust are key values in our community.

Q: What kinds of events are held on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We hold bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mines Excavated:	2604	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	100	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Gawr Gura’s Sharky Minecraft Server

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, amiami, Anime, Collectibles, Figure, Gaming, Gawr, Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun, GGG, Guras, hololive, Kawaii, Live Stream, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, sharky, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we explore the depths of Minecraft like never before. Our community is filled with the most ridiculous and fun-loving players you’ll ever meet, making every moment on our server an absolute blast.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content from our very own YouTube channel, where you can watch our fearless leader Gawr Gura take on all sorts of wild challenges in the world of Minecraft. And don’t forget to check out our TikTok for some seriously silly shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	4818	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Who’s That Girl Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Anybody, community assistance, familiar face., familiar stranger, find the truth, forgotten face, girl, help needed, her.., Identification, lost connection, memory jog, Minecraft, missing person, mystery woman, recognise, remember, search for identity, smp, stranger, uncovering the past, unknown person, Whos

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more pranks than a clown convention, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Watch as alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the shenanigans that go down in our Discord server – it’s like a never-ending comedy show, I swear.

But the real reason you should join? We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. And if you can find it, it’s all yours. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NightlyClean Minecraft Server

aita, bedtime routine, clean office setting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, controlling spouse, dirty articles of clothing, Disgusting, hygiene habits, marital disputes, Minecraft, morning routine, NightlyClean, nighttime routine, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship conflict, Server, shower at night, shower in the morning, spousal expectations, Unattractive, Wife demands

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of nighttime showers? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tyranny of bedtime cleanliness rules imposed by your significant other. Our server is a safe haven for all those who dare to defy the shower-at-night norm. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are experts at giving hygiene advice. So come on, join us and let’s wash away the drama together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

UncleLaptopNoPay

20 year old, Apologize.., Apple product, Budget, Country, English, family, keyboard layout, Language, laptop, local stores., macbook, misunderstanding, operating system, RAM, Requirements, tech-savvy, uncle, UncleLaptopNoPay, Upset, WOMAN

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	81

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AnimalLoverMC SMP

animal advocacy, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, animal conservation, animal cruelty, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, animal love, Animal protection, animal psychology, animal rescue, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal testing, animal therapy, animal welfare, AnimalLoverMC, Animals, Pets, smp, wildlife

Do you love animals more than diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground zoo where you can tame and ride all sorts of crazy creatures like flying pigs and explosive chickens! Join us and show off your animal whispering skills to become the ultimate zookeeper of the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Star Shards Collected:	170
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LingoLunacyCraft

bizarre conversations, Communication, cross-cultural experiences, cultural exchange, foreign languages, funny stories, global connections, international encounters, interpreting, Language, language barriers, language skills, LingoLunacyCraft, linguistic abilities, Multilingual, surprising revelations, translation, Understanding, unexpected conversations, unique experiences, Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of craziness and fun! Join us and you might just stumble upon a group of villagers having a dance party, or witness a pack of creepers performing a synchronized explosion routine.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can decipher the ancient language of the Endermen, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine riding a unicorn through a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5