NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	145

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Single in Minecraft Server

Companionship, Country, Cultural differences, DATING, emotional connection, Foreign, gf, Girlfriend, International, local ], long distance, love, love life, Minecraft, partner, PERSONAL LIFE, Relationship Status, relationships, romance, Server, Significant Other, single

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have a girlfriend in every village you visit! Our villagers are ready to shower you with love and attention, just make sure to bring plenty of emeralds for those romantic gifts! Join now and start building your harem of pixelated paramours!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Investing Minecraft SMP Financial Japan Shows

Economy, education, Entertainment, Financial, financial education, financial literacy, financial shows, forex, gambling, insurance policies, investing, Investments, Japan, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Popularity, risk management, savings, shows, smp, stock market, television, wealth building

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, on our server, it’s all about investing and financial shows!

Join us if you want to learn how to make diamonds rain from the sky by investing in virtual stocks and trading virtual currencies. Our players are so financially savvy, they’ve turned their dirt houses into virtual mansions in no time!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground casino where players gamble their diamonds on risky forex trades. Will you come out on top or lose it all? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you learn about financial literacy while dodging creepers and zombies? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FlatmateFriendMCServer

bereavement, Boundaries, Communication, Consultation, Decision making, extended stay, flatmate dynamics, FlatmateFriendMCServer, Flatmates, Friend, Group Chat, house rules, living arrangements, privacy, rent reduction, rental market, Safety concerns, stranger, WIBTA, youth hostel

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate situation.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a virtual flat share with strangers who want to move in their mysterious friend without even knowing his last name. Will you be able to survive the chaos of living with random players who may or may not pay their rent on time?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward conversations and passive-aggressive messages in our private chat feature. Will you be able to handle the drama without blowing up like a TNT block?

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to deal with roommate shenanigans and unexpected guests. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and drama!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	6214	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MILsFaultMC

Apology, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, cake flavor, chocolate cake, chocolate icing, disrespectful behavior., entitled, Etiquette, family dynamics, gift giving, husband, MIL, MILsFaultMC, party rules, selfish cow, Son, sorry note, special day, special event, spoiled

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to the rules and etiquette? Look no further! Join our server where we teach kids valuable life lessons like the birthday person gets to choose their cake flavor because it’s their special day.

Just like how my MIL learned the hard way when she tried to dictate the cake flavor for my son’s birthday. She ended up getting banned from the party for being a party pooper! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get a cake you enjoy after the party… maybe.

Join now and learn important lessons like not being a selfish cow and how to deal with entitled brats (looking at you, MIL). Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RelaxingParents SMP

Alone Time, balance, Community, coping strategies, Downtime, Emotional support, family, Friends, hobbies, me time, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, parenting, parents, Relaxation, RelaxingParents, self-care, smp, stress relief, support network, wellbeing

Are you tired of constantly being on parent duty without a break in sight? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start a daycare center in your village. Chaos ensues as they try to teach the baby zombies how to craft pickaxes and build houses. But don’t worry, our experienced staff of moderators will make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to throw surprise birthday parties for all the players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner child run wild while you take a well-deserved break from parenting duties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	173
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons

BlockBusterCraft, Character development, inspiration, introspection, Journey, lessons, lessons learned, Life, moral, Movie, narrative, personal growth, perspective, plot twist, Redemption, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Story, transformation, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your life is literally turned into a movie! The moral of the story? Well, let’s just say it involves fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamonds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CreepinCraft: Only 70 Blocks Left

blocks, caribbean, CreepinCraft, crime, criminal activity, death toll, gang violence, gang warfare, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international news, investigation, law enforcement, left, massacre, peacekeeping mission, security crisis, Tragedy, UN, united nations, Victims, violence

join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Love Letters Sent:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Emeralds Found:	3678	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Whale Watchers in Canada

acoustic monitoring, blue whales, Canada, Canadian researchers, detect, EARTHQUAKES, environmental research, fin whales, Gulf of St Lawrence, Instruments, Land, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine mammals, PRESENCE, seismic activity, seismic detection, seismometers, underwater sounds, Watchers, Whale, whale calls

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where canadian researchers are like, using instruments to listen to whales in the ocean. but get this, they’re not just any whales, they’re fin and blue whales. like, how crazy is that? you can join this server and listen to whale calls while you build your epic minecraft creations. it’s like having a whale concert right in your own virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so in tune with nature? come join us and experience the wonders of the deep blue sea while you mine and craft your way to victory. it’s a whale of a good time, trust me.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6323
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Alathra: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones with a sprinkle of vanilla, a dash of roleplay, and a side of world-building.

Alathra, Brewing, Calcite mountains, continents, Custom Mobs and Animals, Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes, Custom Plugins, Custom world, Dash, Game, Giant spruce forests, landmarks, Lore, Mangrove islands, meets, Minecraft, Movecraft, oceans, Prairies, Red sand deserts, Roleplay, RP & Worldbuilding, Semi Vanilla, Side, sprinkle, Temperature zones, Thrones, Towny, Tropical beaches, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP: play.alathramc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY

Website: https://alathra.com/

Key Features:

Custom Fishing	Our latest update, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch.
Towny	Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding	One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story.
Custom World	The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. It consists of continents, oceans, and four temperature zones with various biomes and landmarks.
Custom Plugins	Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers that consistently develop new plugins and features, making the server unique with features like lockpicking, custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, and more.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Alathra?	To join Alathra, simply enter the IP “play.alathramc.com” in your Minecraft client and start exploring!
Can I create my own town or city?	Yes, you can create your own town or city with Towny. Claim areas, build safely, and invite your friends to join your settlement.
Is there a roleplay aspect to the server?	Yes, Alathra encourages lore, roleplay, and storytelling. Create your own unique character and story within the world.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Alathra has custom fishing, brewing, mobs, biomes, plugins, and more that enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server

asmr, board rules, Clips, Crafty, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, long tail tags, lucy pyre, Menhera, Minecraft, Nise Menhera, Otis, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, Server, Shons, twitch, twitter, VOD

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Lucy Pyre, the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet who loves her husbands more than diamonds in Minecraft!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!

So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Buildings Constructed:	36
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP

accident, baby, cloth diapers, diaper, diaper bag, diaper changing, diaper duty, diaper genie, diaper rash, diapers, disposable diapers, hygiene, infant care, Mess, Minecraft, parenting, Poop, Potty training, reminder, Shalom, smp, Toddler, wear, Wearin

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyWeddingBestMan

3rd marriage, 40s, best man, canceling, courthouse wedding, CraftyWeddingBestMan, évite, family time, friend’s wedding, insurance coverage, job changes, lack of details, last minute, late cancellation, milestone, obnoxious date, party reception, pulling teeth, second marriage, travel expenses

Are you tired of boring weddings and receptions? Join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual weddings are way more exciting and you don’t even have to leave your house. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any last-minute changes or annoying travel plans.

Forget about the stress of real-life weddings and come party with us in the virtual world. Who needs a third marriage reception when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and let’s celebrate love the Minecraft way!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OddlyAttractiveMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground raves and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyChicksMC

Awareness, Communication, CraftyChicksMC, emotions, Empathy, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, Listening, Men, misconceptions, perspective, reddit, relationships, Respect, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

Hey gamers, are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of badass women by your side in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with fierce female players ready to conquer the blocky world with you!

Join our server and experience the power of girl power like never before. From building epic castles to slaying dragons, our female players do it all with style and grace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of warrior princesses who will protect you from any creeper that comes your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that girls rule the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCreeperCo

Assistance, Belarus, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperCo, crisis management., diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, government cooperation, Humanitarian efforts, international aid, Lukashenko, neighboring countries, Peacekeeping, political alliances, post-war recovery, regional stability, Support, Ukraine, War

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and forget about all the drama in the world.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They even have a secret society of pufferfish who are plotting to take over the world.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants wishes to all the players? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Lukashenko said he’ll help Ukraine once the war ends, so that’s a bonus, right?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.