NoGriefJustMinecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Emeralds Found:	3310
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Love Letters Sent:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Votes:	567
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	4555	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crops Grown:	2748
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	145	Players Killed by Monsters:	9470
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchantments Applied:	218
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	169
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3