Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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