Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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