NoChinNoWinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, ai, AI learning, AI overlord, AI understanding, Catbox archive, Clips, Educational, hive, LoRA, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server run by a neural network AI called Neuro-sama? This bot was created to play osu! but now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a VTube Studio model. She chats, sings, plays games, and collabs with other VTubers. Like, what even is reality anymore? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, it’s gonna be a wild ride! And guess what? We have a subathon every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC). Check out our links for some sick content and educational stuff on AI. Plus, we got merch, so you can rep our crazy AI vibes. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, join now and let’s get weird together!

HubbyNoGrief Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Confrontation, Controlling, demanding, DRY, feet, HubbyNoGrief, husband, Minecraft, mistreating, Misuse, Pool, Respect, Rude, Server, sharing, Shoes, Slides, Snow, stretched out, wet

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	426542	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take shoe-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of toe-stretching, pool-wearing, and snow-running antics.

Are you tired of your slides being hijacked by your significant other? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the chaos of sharing footwear. Who needs boundaries when you can have a husband who wears your slides in the pool and then leaves them out to dry for days?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your partner about their shoe-stealing ways, only to be met with laughter and dismissal. Will they promise to never wear your slides again, or will they continue to push the boundaries of shoe-sharing etiquette?

Join us on our server for a rollercoaster of demanding requests, controlling behavior, and outrageous shoe-related drama. Because who needs peace and quiet when you can have a husband who goes outside barefoot in the snow just to prove a point? Let the madness begin!

MammaryMisunderstandings

accent, anger, Apology, awkward, children, Communication, Diagnosis, Frustration, handling, hard of hearing, Hearing, Instructions, Machine, MammaryMisunderstandings, mammogram, misheard, misunderstanding, Nurse, SHAKING, shouting, tense situation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication skills are put to the test just like in a mammogram gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride of misinterpretations, frustration, and awkward angles as you navigate through our crazy world.

Experience the thrill of trying to decipher unclear instructions from players with strong accents, just like the nurse in the story. Can you hold your virtual breast out of the way or will you end up in tears like our storyteller?

But that’s not all! Test your hearing (or lack thereof) as you try to follow directions in a chaotic environment. Will you admit to your hearing problem or keep it a secret like our protagonist?

Join us for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and communication skills. Who knew a mammogram could inspire such a wacky server concept? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

VeggieCraft Gut Boosters

Boosters, cardiometabolic health, dietary habits, digestive system, Gut, gut health, gut microbiome, health benefits, human health, Microbes, microbiota, nutrition, omnivore, plant based diet, plant-based foods, research, short-chain fatty acids, study, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Towns Built:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur gut feel amazing? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got over 21,000 peeps who are vegans, vegetarians, and omnivores and they all agree that eating plant-based foods on this server will make u feel like a million diamonds!

join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!

so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3583
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

1.21.2, activities, activities for today, Adventures, Await, chilling, current activities, daily activities, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, hanging out, leisure, outings, Plans, Relaxation, socializing, things to do, Today, weekend plans, what are y’all up to today

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, CAR, CarShareCraft, Communication, compensation, Conflict, crashed car, Decision making, delivery driver, Drinking, family, Lending, Marijuana, Miles, Minecraft, payment, Peacekeeping, pushover, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister-in-law

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, aunt, Boundaries, cousin, Decision making, FamCraftTutorNoob, family, Free Time, homework help, recharge, refusal, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, Time management, tutoring, uncle, volunteering, weekdays, weekends, work

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Animals Bred:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	258123	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	7258
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crops Grown:	5412	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Players:	96/200	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9017
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Votes:	9838
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3