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BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5389	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	424
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Animals Bred:	93

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	178	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5766
Votes:	4473	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crops Grown:	4526
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1453

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8653	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Farms Harvested:	560	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Farms Harvested:	316	Potions Brewed:	70

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

DeportCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, deportation, deportation process, DeportCraft, deporting, Flight, Government, homeland security, immigration, India, International, migrants, military operation, Minecraft, News, Official, policy, repatriation, Server, undocumented immigrants, us military, US-India relations

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	118
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

ap news, China, coal, CraftyCoalLNGTariffs, economic impact, economic policy, energy resources, Fossil Fuels, global economy, government action, import/export, international relations, international trade, LNG, market volatility, political decisions, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!

EcoCraft Riverbank Oasis

#sustainability, clean water, conservation, drinking water, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental, filtration system, health, Oasis, public health, Purification, purification process, research, reverse osmosis, Riverbank, riverbank filtration, Sustainable development, sustainable practices, Technology, water management, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Votes:	4552	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	694589	Crops Grown:	7563
Players Killed by Monsters:	7249	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

so, like, u know how u thirsty in minecraft and u gotta drink that water but it’s all gross and stuff? well, this server got that fancy riverbank filtration thingy so u can drink that water like a fancy person. and get this, they also got reverse osmosis so that water be even purer than ur mom’s love for u. it’s like drinking liquid gold, but without all the calories. come join this server for the fanciest water u ever drank in minecraft, ur taste buds will thank u.

Star Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, technology adventure Slimefun machines items mechanics experience science magic protections events challenges community economy journey expansions safety fun active balanced, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Potions Brewed:	75
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to Star Craft The definitive server for those seeking fun, technology and adventure in the amazing world of Slimefun!

Explore new possibilities, create advanced machines and discover a multitude of items and mechanics that will turn your experience into Minecraft.

What do we offer?

100% functional slimefun with all expansions! Advanced protections for safety. Daily events and challenges. Active and friendly community. Balanced economy. Join us and board this epic journey, where science and magic meet! Star Craft – Fun never end!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0