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DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

Aisle, aita, Asshole, Audacity, calm person, complaint, Confrontation, decision, DIY plumbing repair, dog owner, dog-friendly, DoggoCraft, harm, Lowes, part, shopping, sniffing, SPOOKED, Staff, UllBeAlright, yellow lab

Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Endless Night Skies:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Towns Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

acquisitions, Collectibles, Collections, curiosities, Hoarding, hobbies, humans, interests, Items, keepsakes, mementos, memorabilia, Minecraft, objects, Obsession, Passion, Pastime, possessions, reddit, RedditCollects, smp, Treasures

Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7715	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

ANNOYING, annoying compliments, annoying flattery, AnnoyinglyNiceCraft, BackHanded, backhanded compliments, Compliment, Fake, fake compliments, fake praise, flattery, insincere, insincere compliments, insincere flattery, insincere praise, IRRITATING, irritating compliments

Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

Blamed, cold war, conspiracy theories, dragon’s teeth, DragonCraft, government cover-up, Intruders, investigation, Kursk, military bases, Minecraft, Mysterious Structures, Mystery, Occult symbols, paranormal activity, russia, Saboteurs, security breach, Server, strange happenings, strange phenomenon, top secret, unexplained events

hey u, yeah u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u better cuz we got a mystery goin on dat u gotta solve! sum dragon’s teeth keep poppin up in russia’s kursk and we think it’s cuz of saboteurs! but don’t worry, u can help us figger it out while buildin epic bases and fightin off creepers! join now for a chance to be a hero and save da day! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake at spawn? yeah, u heard right, free cake! so what r u waitin for? join now and let’s solve dis mystery together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1948	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GazaAidCrisisCraft

aid crisis, Conflict Resolution, DEADLINE, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, gaza, GazaAidCrisisCraft, Government, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military assistance, Négotiation, political pressure, sanctions, united states, US, weapons supply

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than US giving Israel 30 days to fix Gaza aid crisis! we got weapons, we got supply, we got it all! join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares, it’s just a game, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some crazy stuff and have a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Aetherial Minecraft

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Come Explore the Unparalleled World of Our Server! Get ready for an unprecedented adventure! Our server offers an exclusive RANK system that challenges you to reach the top. Immerse yourself in nostalgia with OldPvP, while enjoying the new features in version 1.21.1. Not only that, EliteMobs adds an extra layer of challenge and fun! * MaxLv 200: Reach maximum level and prove your worth! * PvP Arena: Face other players in epic battles. * Clan: Join a community of fearless warriors and conquer new territories. * Hunguer Games: Survive, hunt and be the last one standing. Dungeons: Explore mysterious dungeons full of dangers. Story Mode: Immerse yourself in an engaging plot rich in challenges. Don’t miss your chance to be part of a vibrant community and experience epic battles, exciting adventures, and more. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DrowPrison

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, diverse mines, DrowPrison, Explore, Leveling system, mine, Minecraft, Planets, Prestige, Prison, Server

DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!

Advanced, Adventure, Basketcase, building, Community Events, Economy, Enchantments, Enhanced, epic quests, Farming, Fishing, Immersive, influence, Jobs, Kingdom, Lore, Minecraft, Mining, Professions, PvP, Quests, Ranks, rare items, Resource Management, shop management, smp, Thriving Community, Trading, wealth

Server	URL
Java	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132

Overview:

Are you ready to immerse yourself in a world that’s more than just blocks? Whether you’re a builder, a warrior, or a farmer, Bucketry offers an experience like no other. Step into a world of adventure, creation, and community.

What Makes Bucketry Different?

Custom Quests and Ranks with Purpose
Create Powerful Gear with Unique Enchantments
Choose Your Path—Master Professions and Skills
Build and Defend Your Kingdom
Farming, Mining, and Fishing Like Never Before
Discover Hidden Treasures and Epic Loot
Create a Thriving Economy

What Will You Experience?

Community-Driven Events
Epic Quests with Real Stories
Master Your Resources, Maximize Your Time

FAQ:

Q: What makes Bucketry’s quests different?

A: Quests in Bucketry are not just side tasks. They are part of your story, providing meaningful rewards, lore, and progression through ranks.

Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

A: Yes, there are hundreds of unique enchantments for armor and weapons to fit your playstyle.

Q: Can I choose a profession?

A: Yes, you can master professions like building, fighting, farming, and fishing to unlock new potential.

Q: Can I design and expand my kingdom?

A: Yes, you can build and defend your kingdom with custom tools and command mighty creatures to help you.

Q: Are there enhanced farming, mining, and fishing systems?

A: Yes, these systems in Bucketry offer new challenges and rewards to keep you engaged.

Q: Is there a custom currency system?

A: Yes, you can manage your own shops, trade with others, and establish wealth and influence in the economy.

Begin Your Adventure Today – Bucketry Minecraft is more than just a game—it’s a world waiting for you to leave your mark. Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside a thriving community. The possibilities are endless, and your journey starts now.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server

acceptance of mortality, Afterlife, agnosticism, atheism, belief systems, coping, coping mechanisms, existential crisis, existential dread, FAITH, fear of death, life purpose, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, Paradise, philosophy, Server, spirituality, uncertainty, uncertainty of the future

Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft with no end goal in sight? Join our server and rest assured that you are working towards an afterlife in paradise! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that all players will be rewarded with eternal happiness and diamond armor in the afterlife. Don’t let the uncertainty of life get you down, join us and start building your way to paradise today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Potions Brewed:	122	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?

Analysis, club, controversy, discussion, Fans, football, Interpretation, Madrid, Meaning, Media, Minecraft, Players, press conference, reaction, real, real madrid, Rumors, smp, social media, speculation, sports, Statement, TEAM, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the world and are now forcing players to compete in llama-themed challenges for their entertainment?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of a famous soccer player haunts our server, challenging players to intense soccer matches where the stakes are higher than ever. Will you be able to outscore the ghost and claim victory, or will you be haunted by your failures forever?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Real Madrid may not have meant anything by it, but we sure do!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PuppyVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, dog, family, Guilt, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Pets, Project, PuppyVacayNoWay, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, sister, Support, travel, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	177	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

cyber safety, cyber threats, Data Protection, data security, digital footprint, digital identity, digital privacy, image sharing, internet privacy, leaked nudes, Minecraft, NudeLeaksGoneWild, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, personal information, personal photos, privacy, privacy breach, sexting, smp, social media

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ores Mined:	7978	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyPoundsLost

balance, Consistency, CraftyPoundsLost, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, Journey, lifestyle change, long term results, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Items Found:	2415
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3536	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

Alliance, concern, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KraftyKoreans, Military, News, North Korea, Redstone, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, US, world affairs

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crops Grown:	4779	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	990181	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2