NoBroXmasAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Star Shards Collected:	168	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Animals Bred:	152
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Looking for a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. Witness the epic showdown between a disabled dad, a sassy wife, and a gossiping brother. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense cooking battles you’ve ever seen. Forget MasterChef, this is Minecraft Chef! Watch as our players duke it out over who can make the best virtual food, all while throwing shade like it’s nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Remember, on our server, the only thing more explosive than TNT is the gossip!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	677
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1411

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2977	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Votes:	1657
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Potions Brewed:	52
Runes Activated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6917
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magic Items Found:	8503

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Animals Bred:	115	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Animals Bred:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	New Chunks Explored:	732059
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!