No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4262	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SYSarchy

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Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	1727
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

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Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2884	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	201	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mines Excavated:	3559
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2767	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
New Chunks Explored:	514760	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Potions Brewed:	192
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	2056
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Emeralds Found:	3329

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ores Mined:	1290

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.