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TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

#dare, Awful, challenge, Disgusting, Eating, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Food, funny, gross, Minecraft, mistake, never again, put in mouth, regret, smp, spit out, Story, swallow, Taste, TasteTestGoneWrong, worst thing, yuck

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Void Gems Collected:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SibCraft: Building Bonds

bonds, building, childhood memories, comforting moment, family bond, heartwarming moments., SibCraft, sibling bond, sibling care, sibling comfort, sibling companionship, sibling compassion, sibling connection, sibling hugs, sibling kindness, sibling laughter., sibling love, sibling memories, sibling relationship, sibling support, sibling trust, sibling understanding, sibling unity

Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Items Found:	8646
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Buildings Constructed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

2030, Attack, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Geopolitics, German intelligence, global conflict, international relations, Military, military aggression, Military analysis, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, potential conflict, RedstoneRush, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning, threat assessment

lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SirenCraftIsrael

ALERT, central Israel, civilians, Conflict, Defense, emergency, fear, gaza, Hamas, Israel, major cities, MIDDLE EAST, Protection, rocket attack, Safety, SECURITY, SirenCraftIsrael, sirens, Terrorism, violence, War

Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5331
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

accumulation, contaminated, contamination, critters, diet, eastern canada, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental regulations, killer whales, legacy contaminants, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine mammals, marine pollution, Pollution, regulations, reproductive failure, toxic chemicals, Whale, Whales, wildlife conservation, woes

come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Raven Craft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Emeralds Found:	4422	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Chattanet

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Chattanet, Community, competitive, Dungeons, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, Leaderboards, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, pillars of fortune, Skyblock, team-up, TNT Lobbers, TNT Tag, Ultimate

Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

adult content, Boundaries, controversial, Curiosity, ethical dilemma, family, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Minecraft, moms, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Play, Psychological, relationships, role playing, Server, sexual curiosity, societal norms, taboo, taboo fantasy, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, watch

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Farms Harvested:	788	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 1990s, 90s music, animation, Anime, classic, electronic, Enjoy, Favorite, favorite OST, futuristic, japanese, long tail tags, macross, macross plus, Minecraft, Music, nostalgic, ost, smp, Soundtrack, Soundtracks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TVShowBondingCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional connection, Empathy, Entertainment, family time, gilmore girls, hobbies, interests, mother daughter bonding, mother-daughter relationship, movie night, Personal preferences, quality time, relationships, Respect, spending time together, tv show, TVShowBondingCraft, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

Bizarre adventures, bizarre travel anecdotes, eccentric vacation behavior, Minecraft, odd holiday adventures, odd travel moments, offbeat travel tales, outlandish holiday stories, outlandish vacation experiences, peculiar holiday activities, peculiar vacation memories, quirky escapades, quirky holiday traditions, smp, strange experiences, strange vacation rituals, unconventional tourism, unique travel experiences, unusual activities, unusual travel habits, VacayWeirdo, weird vacation, weird vacation stories

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first sexual partner, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learning, Memories, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyPolishTrades

Competition, CraftyPolishTrades, eastern europe, economic development, economic ranking, Economic shift, Economy, emerging markets, european union, export value, Exports, global trade, growth, international trade, market, market share, Poland, russia, Trade, trade statistics, Value

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

cognitive abilities, DISCRIMINATE, Faster, human biology, Human sense of smell, intervals, neuroscience, olfaction, olfactory system, order of smells, participants, Perception, previously thought, research, scientific study, sensory perception, sensory processing, shorter, smell sensitivity, SmellOVision, Speedrun, study

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SYSarchy

alliances, Economy, Faction, faction grow, faction-based, Factions, frowned upon, good reason, Loyal, Minecraft, neutral, Problems, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, smp, starting wars, SYSarchy, twists, Wars, WIP, world economy

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Potions Brewed:	173
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Farms Harvested:	327
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magic Items Found:	2039	Shattered Realms Restored:	1