Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Alien Abductions: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 229022
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

    PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

    So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyIsraelStrike

    CraftyIsraelStrike
    So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 141 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Mayan Y2K Glitch

    Mayan Y2K Glitch
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Ores Mined: 2473 Dragon Scales Harvested: 384
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Mythical Mines

    Mythical Mines

    MythicalMines is a server that is 100% completely self-programmed with a system unlike any other server, we will design it to give you a unique game experience. There will be many features and also rank advantages but ranks will not cost real money currency so everything is obtainable ingame. There will always be updates for Winter Halloween etc.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6393 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ScholarMC

    ScholarMC

    ScholarMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The ScholarMC ip is play.scholarmc.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7860
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Ember wing – Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life!

    Ember wing – Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life!

    Emberwing Minecraft Server Overview

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    Explore a world like no other on Emberwing Minecraft server!

    Why Choose Us:

    • Economy System: Build your empire with our balanced economy.
    • Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community with active staff ready to help.
    • Regular Events: Participate in exciting events and win awesome prizes!

    Game Modes:

    • Survival: Gather resources, build your base, and survive the night.
    • Modded: Enjoy the world of modded Minecraft.

    Join us today on Emberwing Minecraft server for an adventure of a lifetime!

    Server Rules:

    1. Be respectful to all players.
    2. No griefing or stealing.
    3. Use appropriate language.
    4. No cheating or exploiting bugs.
    5. Have fun and enjoy the game!

    Ready to start your adventure? Join our Discord at https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE to get started. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

    Emberwing – Your Adventure Begins Here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • WaWa World – Minecraft Server

    WaWa World – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Kiara’s latest stream? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate finale of the Seven Days schedule! Join us for some epic gameplay that will have you on the edge of your seat, just like Kiara’s fans during her Myth Reunion stream.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so mind-blowing that it will take you beyond the way, through fire and ice, and into the depths of Takotori MC. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Pineapple dimension that will leave you questioning reality.

    And if you’re worried about getting lost in the chaos of our server, fear not! We have a Chimera stream that will guide you through the madness, along with a Sleep Talking MV that will help you find your way back to reality.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get wilder than a Holotori Dance party!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Spy x Family Chapter 106 Minecraft SMP

    Spy x Family Chapter 106 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Look no further, because our server is a complete circus of chaos and insanity! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs, or participate in our annual “Build a Roller Coaster While Being Chased by Creepers” event. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because there’s a TNT cannon competition every Friday)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NoCarSeatNoCraft

    NoCarSeatNoCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than dealing with your ex drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even a gas leak couldn’t stop the fun!

    Join us for crazy adventures and wild escapades, just like Emma’s mad dash to Walmart to save the day! Who needs car seats when you’ve got a trusty babysitter and a whole world of blocky possibilities?

    Forget custody battles and drama, come join our server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle ever! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your ex’s weekend dad antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 158 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Ravager MC

    Ravager MC

    JOIN RAVAGER MC – THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE! : Are you ready for a Minecraft server like no other? **Ravager MC** is here to push your survival skills to the limit!

    Key Features: -LIFESTEAL MECHANICS** – Gain hearts by defeating your enemies or lose them when you fall! Only the strong survive. –THRIVING ECONOMY** – Build your empire, trade with others, and become the richest player on the server and Virtual Spawners – CUSTOM GUIs – Immerse yourself with our unique interfaces and stunning custom textures!. – AFK POOLS – Stay online, stay productive! No more wasting time while you’re away. *JOIN THE DISCORD:** https://discord.gg/XQcr2Y8VdD

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Ores Mined: 4858 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • StateCraft

    StateCraft

    An Anarchy Vanilla+ MMORPG Server with a custom plugin suite to influence creation of cities, nations, and empires. Reinforcement system inspired by the game Rust and a plugin that allows players to imprison other players, making it a unique anarchy server with higher stakes. XP is disabled and you can only make it through the ‘FactoryMod’ tech tree. Band together to protect yourself from raiders and griefers and colonize the world.

    Core Mods: RealisticPlantGrowth – Crops and trees are biome specific, you will need to explore & colonize if you want everything. Citadel – Reinforce your stuff! Using stone, iron, or diamond. Similar to the game Rust. Reinforcements do not degrade over time but do need to be repaired if they are broken. FactoryMod – Tech tree that significantly expands the late game and makes cooperation important. This is also how you create XP, which requires materials from all the different biomes to craft. ExilePearl – Imprison and exile other players. This is a player driven anti-grief plugin. Enforce your own laws how you see fit. Kill a player while holding a pearl in your inventory and bind their soul to the pearl, but watch out because the imprisoned player can always see where the pearl is, so be sure to store it away and protect it with Citadel.

    Other Mods: AuraSkills – MMORPG mod that makes the game more like RuneScape. Craftorithm – Mod that allows custom recipes. So far we have added cheap and easy recipes for saddles, nametags, villager spawn eggs, and iron golem spawn eggs. TreeFeller – Trees go down with one block swing, making woodcutting much more enjoyable. VeinMeiner – TreeFeller but for ore veins, break them all at once.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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