Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • WaWa World – Minecraft Server

    WaWa World – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Kiara’s latest stream? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate finale of the Seven Days schedule! Join us for some epic gameplay that will have you on the edge of your seat, just like Kiara’s fans during her Myth Reunion stream.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so mind-blowing that it will take you beyond the way, through fire and ice, and into the depths of Takotori MC. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Pineapple dimension that will leave you questioning reality.

    And if you’re worried about getting lost in the chaos of our server, fear not! We have a Chimera stream that will guide you through the madness, along with a Sleep Talking MV that will help you find your way back to reality.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get wilder than a Holotori Dance party!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Spy x Family Chapter 106 Minecraft SMP

    Spy x Family Chapter 106 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Look no further, because our server is a complete circus of chaos and insanity! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs, or participate in our annual “Build a Roller Coaster While Being Chased by Creepers” event. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because there’s a TNT cannon competition every Friday)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Farms Harvested: 920
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NoCarSeatNoCraft

    NoCarSeatNoCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than dealing with your ex drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even a gas leak couldn’t stop the fun!

    Join us for crazy adventures and wild escapades, just like Emma’s mad dash to Walmart to save the day! Who needs car seats when you’ve got a trusty babysitter and a whole world of blocky possibilities?

    Forget custody battles and drama, come join our server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle ever! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your ex’s weekend dad antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Ravager MC

    Ravager MC

    JOIN RAVAGER MC – THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE! : Are you ready for a Minecraft server like no other? **Ravager MC** is here to push your survival skills to the limit!

    Key Features: -LIFESTEAL MECHANICS** – Gain hearts by defeating your enemies or lose them when you fall! Only the strong survive. –THRIVING ECONOMY** – Build your empire, trade with others, and become the richest player on the server and Virtual Spawners – CUSTOM GUIs – Immerse yourself with our unique interfaces and stunning custom textures!. – AFK POOLS – Stay online, stay productive! No more wasting time while you’re away. *JOIN THE DISCORD:** https://discord.gg/XQcr2Y8VdD

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2592 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • StateCraft

    StateCraft

    An Anarchy Vanilla+ MMORPG Server with a custom plugin suite to influence creation of cities, nations, and empires. Reinforcement system inspired by the game Rust and a plugin that allows players to imprison other players, making it a unique anarchy server with higher stakes. XP is disabled and you can only make it through the ‘FactoryMod’ tech tree. Band together to protect yourself from raiders and griefers and colonize the world.

    Core Mods: RealisticPlantGrowth – Crops and trees are biome specific, you will need to explore & colonize if you want everything. Citadel – Reinforce your stuff! Using stone, iron, or diamond. Similar to the game Rust. Reinforcements do not degrade over time but do need to be repaired if they are broken. FactoryMod – Tech tree that significantly expands the late game and makes cooperation important. This is also how you create XP, which requires materials from all the different biomes to craft. ExilePearl – Imprison and exile other players. This is a player driven anti-grief plugin. Enforce your own laws how you see fit. Kill a player while holding a pearl in your inventory and bind their soul to the pearl, but watch out because the imprisoned player can always see where the pearl is, so be sure to store it away and protect it with Citadel.

    Other Mods: AuraSkills – MMORPG mod that makes the game more like RuneScape. Craftorithm – Mod that allows custom recipes. So far we have added cheap and easy recipes for saddles, nametags, villager spawn eggs, and iron golem spawn eggs. TreeFeller – Trees go down with one block swing, making woodcutting much more enjoyable. VeinMeiner – TreeFeller but for ore veins, break them all at once.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Xbox One Enthusiasts: Where Minecraft is the only game we’re good at playing

    Xbox One Enthusiasts: Where Minecraft is the only game we’re good at playing

    Minecraft Xbox One Enthusiasts Server

    General Info
    Whitelisting/Verification System There is a system in place to ensure safety and hospitality for all members. More information in Discord server.
    Primary Host Host is located in MST timezone. Hosts at least once a week, schedule may vary.
    Main Worlds Creative mode world with plots and survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

    For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/VeznpKjbVY

    If you have an Xbox One and love Legacy Console, consider joining!

    FAQs

    1. How can I join the server?

    Join the Discord server to learn about the whitelisting/verification process.

    2. What are the main worlds on the server?

    There is a creative mode world with plots for building and a survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

    3. What is the host’s schedule like?

    The host is in MST timezone and tries to host at least once a week, schedule may vary.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Feel This Games Minecraft Server

    Feel This Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us for epic battles where you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit! Build the tallest tower made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes fire? Or a parkour course that defies all laws of physics and logic?

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Farms Harvested: 377 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP

    The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot. Join us if you’re ready to experience more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds and emeralds, and rumor has it they have a llama mafia that enforces their rules.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have formed their own army. They roam the land, terrorizing players and stealing their crops. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to join their ranks and become a chicken warrior yourself.

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. It’s said to be guarded by a giant creeper with a taste for TNT. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1683 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mines Excavated: 3626
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP

    KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality itself!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the bowels of the Nether. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover that the moon is actually made of cheese and that Notch himself visits our server to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall

    Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and rare loot! we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for fun. our admin, BigPig69, once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian for the thrill seekers. also, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you can imagine. so come join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Mines Excavated: 3139 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Missionary Pixel Fun

    Missionary Pixel Fun
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a chicken in a tornado!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a dance party in the Nether. They were busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous! And you know who was the life of the party? That’s right, it was YOU, once you join our epic server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll shoot diamonds out of your nose! And our community is so friendly, they’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (just kidding, they’re not that crazy).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Ores Mined: 7010 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong

    Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have gender medicine and the cass review!!! u might be thinking, wtf does that even mean?? well let me tell u, on our server, we have potions that can change ur gender in the game, so u can be a dude one minute and a chick the next, it’s wild!! and the cass review?? oh boy, that’s where we review all the crazy lawsuits that happen on the server, like when someone tried to sue a creeper for blowing up their house, lmao. so if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now!! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Luminexus Network

    Luminexus Network

    A small server to play with friends! Guaranteed good vibes, guaranteed laughter and unforgettable moments.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • East Coast Survival

    East Coast Survival

    East Coast Survival is an engaging Minecraft server that combines the simplicity of vanilla gameplay with the excitement of distinct seasonal themes such as spring, summer, fall, and winter. Each season introduces thematic changes to the environment providing a fresh experience throughout the year. Enhanced by unique plugins, We add special features and mechanics that enrich the gameplay without altering its classic feel. This blend of seasonal variety and innovative plugins ensures that players enjoy a dynamic and immersive adventure every time they log in.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4401 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

    Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

    Minecraft Roleplay Server Overview

    Description
    Looking for a small group to drop into a private server and engage in roleplay in the world. Players can create unique backstories and immerse themselves in the roleplay experience.
    The RP will be played on the Big Chad Guys Plus modpack, featuring in-game proximity voice chat, preset server hosting, and quality of life mods for added enjoyment.
    If interested, add the server host on Discord (mal1x_).

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    What is the server hosting the roleplay? The server host is mal1x_ on Discord.
    Which modpack is being used for the roleplay? The Big Chad Guys Plus modpack is being used for this roleplay server.
    Is there in-game proximity voice chat available? Yes, the modpack features in-game proximity voice chat for enhanced roleplaying experiences.
    Are there quality of life mods included? Yes, the server has quality of life mods to improve gameplay enjoyment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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