No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	54	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
New Chunks Explored:	367756	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	3228	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SkinSwapCraft

body image, Body transformation, deep introspection, existentialism, Gender Identity, Identity, Individuality, Inner desires, Life decisions, life purpose, personal choice, personal growth, philosophical questions, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, SkinSwapCraft, Soul searching, Spiritual beliefs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

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so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

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A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Potions Brewed:	66

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

1.20.1, Automate, Avatar, Biomes, Chaos, Combat, continents, Country, creating, Creative, Discord, DISHES, island state, Islands, long-term players, Machinery, Minds.., Modded, Modpack, Performance Mods, quality of life, smp, spellcasting, SURVIVE, Terrain generation, Tools, Vanilla

Power of Creation Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Preferred Age	18+
Location	UK
Main Content Mods	Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

2. What is the focus of the server?

The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

3. What makes this server unique?

The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, body odor, body odor myths, cleanliness, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural misconceptions, cultural norms, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, curry, hand washing, hygiene, hygiene practices, indian culture, Indians, Minecraft, offensive remarks, personal habits, personal hygiene, Server, Stereotypes, STINKY

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKims, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	149	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	6222

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

Campaign, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Summoning Info

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7258
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GrampsGoneWildMC

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, college funds, Communication, family drama, forgiveness, GrampsGoneWildMC, Grandparents, half-sister, Heartless, Inheritance, Legacy, Medical Treatment, money issues, moral dilemmas, parental decisions, rare condition, relationships, Selfishness, stepfamily, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	137	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	5562	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.