No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

anyone, Argument, Bitchtits, Board, death, ever, Hope, Minecraft, most painful, most painful death, NO DEATH, no death wish, no wish, PAINFUL, painful argument, painful death, Slow, Slow Death, slow painful death, smp, wish, Wishes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	205
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NoGFNoRoommateAllowed

apartment, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, compromise, couple, Decision making, disagreement, dynamics, Fairness, Girlfriend, living arrangement, living space, NoGFNoRoommateAllowed, personal space, relationship, Rent, roommate, sharing, Tension, Utilities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roommate drama to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world filled with passive-aggressive tension and awkward encounters.

Are you tired of sharing your space with unwanted guests? Fear not, for on our server, you can build your own fortress and keep out any unwanted roommates or their significant others. No more Sarahs taking over your kitchen or leaving their stuff everywhere!

Join us and embark on a quest to defend your territory against invading couples looking to split the rent three ways. Will you stand your ground and protect your personal space, or will you cave under the pressure and let them take over?

So come on down to our server and show us if you have what it takes to be the ultimate roommate warrior. Just remember, in this world, it’s every man for himself (unless you’re cool with sharing your space, then you do you).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Proud10YearOld Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, Development, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, progress, Proud10YearOld, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, success

Join our Minecraft SMP and make your 10-year-old self proud by becoming the ultimate block-building master! Remember when you used to spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions? Well, now you can take your building skills to the next level and create entire kingdoms in our server!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best chicken dance impression. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that only those who can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig will be worthy enough to claim the treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show your 10-year-old self just how far you’ve come in the world of blocky adventures!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MomDadCraft or ParentalPixel

family bond, family dynamics, MomDadCraft, parent support, parent-child attachment, parent-child bonding, parent-child closeness, parent-child communication, parent-child conflict, parent-child dynamics, parent-child interaction, parent-child love, Parent-child relationship, parent-child relationship dynamics, parent-child relationship growth, parent-child respect, parent-child trust, parent-child understanding, parental connection, ParentalPixel, relationship with parents

Are your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, fear not, because on our server, your parents will actually encourage you to play all day and night! That’s right, we have a special feature that sends messages to your parents pretending to be your teacher, telling them that playing Minecraft is actually improving your grades. So join our server and watch as your parents become your biggest supporters in your quest for blocky greatness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyPolish Minecraft Server

American politics, Civic Duty, civic responsibility, community engagement, CraftyPolish, Democracy, democracy in action, diaspora, ENGAGEMENT, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Participation, Poland, Polish Americans, Polish heritage, Politics, president, Presidential election, Server, US, Vote, voting rights

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HezbollahHavocMC

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocMC, injured, international news, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, political tensions, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and take down hezbollah targets just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and griefers. with at least 274 ways to die and over 1,000 ways to get injured, u’ll never get bored on this server. so come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CTE Craft: NFL Edition

anxiety, athlete health, brain health, brain injuries, brain trauma, chronic traumatic encephalopathy, cognitive symptoms, concussion, Craft, CTE, depression, Edition, football, former players, mental health, neurological disorders, NFL, research study, sports injuries, sports medicine, SUICIDE, treatable conditions

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama in a disco! we have so many cool things to do, you’ll feel like a pig in a mud bath.

our players are so awesome, they make herobrine look like a noob. we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant creeper made out of diamonds.

we also have mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll sound like a zombie with a sore throat. and don’t even get me started on our epic events, like the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament.

plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a village full of villagers who actually like each other. so come join us, and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Welcome to Bud Light Craft: The Server with No Cheating, Toxicity, or Fun Allowed! Featuring KitPvP, Factions, Mini Games, and Tower Defense!

Allowed, BADLION, Beta, Bud, Cheating, Community, console, Craft, Defense, Development, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farms, Features, Featuring, Fun, gameplay, games, KitPvP, Light, Minecraft, Mini, Mods, Network, Piracy, PvP, rules, Server, strategy, Tower, Toxicity, tutorials, Updates

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to providing a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of all forms of cheating, and fostering a friendly community for players of all skill levels.

Allowed Clients

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed below are allowed)

Allowed Mods for Badlion
Animations
Block Overlay
Clear Glass
CPS
Crosshair
Damage Tint
Enchant Glint
FPS
Hit Color
Item Physics
KeyStrokes
OofMod
Ping
Tab

Server IP

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! If caught using one, you will be immediately banned.

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods are not allowed on the server except for specified mods with the Badlion Client.

2. What happens if I cheat or try to hack?

Any form of cheating, including game exploits, alt accounts, or piracy, will result in an unpardonable ban.

3. Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms that generate excessive items are strictly prohibited to maintain a balanced economy and gameplay experience.

4. How can I get help on the server?

Use the in-game tutorials (/warp HowToPlay) or the /help command. Do not repeatedly ask staff for help on things covered in the tutorials.

5. Is joining the Discord server necessary?

Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Towns Built:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3624
Star Shards Collected:	191	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Anti Vaxxers Minecraft Server

Anti, AntiVaxxers, childhood illness, death, diphtheria, health crisis, herd immunity, immunization, LATVIA, medical neglect, Minecraft, Misinformation, Parental Responsibility, preventable death, preventable disease, public health, Server, Toddler, Tragedy, tragic loss, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine-preventable diseases, vaxxers

Join our Minecraft server and avoid real-life dangers like diphtheria! Our server is so safe, even unvaccinated toddlers can play without fear of disease. Plus, our virtual world is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures that will make you forget all about the dangers of the real world. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to bring your diamond sword for protection against any anti-vax zombies that may try to attack!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foreigner Minecraft SMP Balls Japanese Writers

Authorship, Balls, Character development, character diversity, creativity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, foreign characters, foreigner, foreigner character, International characters, japanese, Japanese culture, Japanese literature, Japanese writers, literary criticism, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, racial identity, representation, smp, Stereotypes, storytelling, Writers, Writing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just a regular player? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky and wild characters, just like the “Russian” girl from Roshidere! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with our diverse group of players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant creepers to hilarious pranks pulled by mischievous players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for a boring old SMP when you can join us and be a part of something truly unique and outrageous? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Farms Harvested:	174
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

intimate moments, MasturbateMaster420, Masturbation, Minecraft, personal pleasure, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure frequency, self pleasure habits, self pleasure practices, self pleasure routine, self release, self-care, self-exploration, self-touch, sexual activity, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp, solo play

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Emeralds Found:	8282
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mines Excavated:	1179
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyElectionFlip

analysis paralysis, Candidate, change of mind, CraftyElectionFlip, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, election, Factors, final decision, flip-flop, influence, information overload, last minute, Politics, PRESSURE, reasoning, research, uncertainty, undecided, Voting

Are you tired of boring old elections where you have to choose between the lesser of two evils? Well, our Minecraft server is like a political campaign on steroids! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind about who to vote for, just like you change your choice of candidate close to the election date. Will you stick with the tried and true candidate, or will you be swayed by outrageous promises and scandalous scandals? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the election gets a diamond-encrusted crown and a pet dragon to ride into battle. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote (and your pickaxe) on our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	720	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

Ban, Centuries, Church ban, church hierarchy, Church separation, Eastern Orthodox Church, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, religious authority, religious autonomy, religious conflict, religious freedom, religious history, Religious independence, religious oppression, Religious subservience, Russian influence, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukraine politics, Ukrainian government

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drama than Ukraine banning the Russian Orthodox Church after like, forever of bowing down to them!

We got factions beefin’ harder than two mobs fightin’ over a diamond block. You gotta pick a side and rep your crew, or else you’ll get wrecked harder than a wooden pickaxe tryin’ to mine obsidian.

And our PvP arena is more intense than a creeper sneakin’ up on ya while you’re tryin’ to build a house. It’s like a battle royale, but with blocky characters and way more explosions.

Plus, our custom plugins are so wild, they’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportin’ you all over the place. Trust me, you ain’t never seen Minecraft like this before.

So come join us on this server, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the fun never stops. It’s gonna be a ride crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart, and you won’t wanna miss it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Farms Harvested:	136
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LebCraft: 270+ Reasons to Stay Alive

airstrikes, alive, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, death toll, global impact, international news, Israel, Lebanese officials, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, news report, political tensions, reasons, regional conflict, stay, strikes, Tragedy, violence, War

haha wtf that’s some serious shiz, come join our minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creeper DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter. forget about real world problems and come chill with us in our virtual wonderland of madness and mayhem. let’s build some epic structures and troll each other with invisible blocks, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crops Grown:	3086
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoMicros ForWaterBears

Brazil, Coast, ecological impact, environmental impact, Environmental Science, ForWaterBears, ingestion, invertebrates, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine life, marine pollution, microplastic consumption, microplastics, NoMicros, plastic waste, Pollution, research, study, survey, Tardigrades, Water Bears

come join our epic minecraft server where even the tiniest creatures are smarter than us humans! imagine a world where water bears rule and microplastics are their sworn enemies. embark on a quest to help the water bears protect their homeland from the evil microplastics that threaten to take over. build epic fortresses, battle against plastic monsters, and discover the secrets of the underwater world. if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world, then join us now! who knew saving the environment could be so much fun in minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Emeralds Found:	9898
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Averno server Minecraft server Minecraft

Adventure, Character, Cities, Community, Events, gameplay, History, Interaction, Mechanics, Minecraft, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, role playing, rp, Server, Settlements, tps, Vanilla, vanilla spawn

Welcome to the vanilla RP project averno, where you choose who you want to become!

Our project contains completely vanilla Minecraft mechanics with some nice little additions.

What awaits you on our project?

1. Vanilla mechanics. Completely vanilla spawn raid of mobs, like in a single player game, while the server has stable TPS.

2. Self-written and improved plugins for a more interesting game, if you want to try something new without mods.

3. Role-playing elements. With us you can create your own unique character, develop it, interact with other players and participate in various RP server events.

4. Cities and settlements. If you are bored of playing alone and want to have fun in the company of like-minded people, you can join any city or create your own.

5. Our project hosts various events. Perhaps you will be the one to become famous throughout the server by creating a mega exciting event that everyone will be delighted with.

There is much more to list, but I think you should come and see for yourself what we have. If you are interested in the above, then join us and dive into the amazing world of Minecraft, create your own stories, interact with other players and just enjoy the game. Perhaps you will change the course of history…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!