No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	1206	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RigoloSMP: Where Even the Creepers Have a Sense of Humor! Join Us for Some Laughs and Vanilla Survival Fun! Whitelist Only.

Adventure, bedrock, building, Challenges, Community, Cracked, CREEPERS, Discord, Explore, Friends, Fun, gameplay, humor, Join, Journey, laughs, multiplayer, Players, RigoloSMP, rules, Season, sense, Server, smp, success, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Rigolo SMP
Server Version	1.21
Type	Vanilla
Community	Amazing
Compatibility	Cracked and Bedrock players allowed

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

Join the Discord using the link provided and we’ll whitelist you.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running on version 1.21.

3. Is the server modded?

No, the server is entirely vanilla.

4. Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed?

Yes, both cracked and Bedrock players are allowed to join.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

He’s One Of Us Minecraft Server

acceptance, Allegiance, Alliance, belonging, belongingness, brotherhood, camaraderie, Community, Companionship, Connection, family, HE’S ONE OF US, Hes, inclusion, loyalty, Minecraft, Server, Sisterhood, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Tribe, Unity

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, HE’S ONE OF US! That’s right, our owner is actually a talking llama who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and ride them all day long.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and a giant hot tub made entirely of lava. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the walls are lined with golden carrots and emerald blocks.

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of slime blocks and bounce your way to victory. So come on, join us and remember, HE’S ONE OF US!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mad Man Don’s Minecraft SMP

Character, crazy, dialogue, Don, DONS, Drama, emotional, Entertainment, exclamation, Expression, fictional, iconic, INSANE, INTENSE, mad, mad man, man, memorable, Minecraft, phrase, Quote, reaction, smp, Television Show, TV series

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you dare to enter a world where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is the norm.

Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, creepers have formed their own boy band, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Don, a player so skilled and so unpredictable that even the Ender Dragon fears him. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wolves with nothing but a stack of raw beef and a wink.

So why should you join this madness? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Where else can you build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses and have it become the server mascot?

Join us, if you dare. But be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and the laughter, and you’ll never want to leave. Welcome to the land of the mad man, where anything is possible and everything is hilarious.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, Boundaries, Cats, Communication, consequences, custody, DATING, Decision making, emotions, family, footage, Girlfriend, House, Minecraft, perspective, Pets, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Server, Siblings, Surveillance, Trust

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama or excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time I caught my brother’s girlfriend trying to sneak our cats out for a joyride! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when I caught her red-handed on our security cameras? It was like a real-life soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time our neighbor’s dog tried to invade our territory and take on our feline warriors. Let’s just say it was a battle for the ages, and only the bravest survived!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to never let the cats outside. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with those fierce feline protectors!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Underground Cities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	70068
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NoGFNoRoommateAllowed

apartment, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, compromise, couple, Decision making, disagreement, dynamics, Fairness, Girlfriend, living arrangement, living space, NoGFNoRoommateAllowed, personal space, relationship, Rent, roommate, sharing, Tension, Utilities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roommate drama to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world filled with passive-aggressive tension and awkward encounters.

Are you tired of sharing your space with unwanted guests? Fear not, for on our server, you can build your own fortress and keep out any unwanted roommates or their significant others. No more Sarahs taking over your kitchen or leaving their stuff everywhere!

Join us and embark on a quest to defend your territory against invading couples looking to split the rent three ways. Will you stand your ground and protect your personal space, or will you cave under the pressure and let them take over?

So come on down to our server and show us if you have what it takes to be the ultimate roommate warrior. Just remember, in this world, it’s every man for himself (unless you’re cool with sharing your space, then you do you).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Proud10YearOld Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, Development, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, progress, Proud10YearOld, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, success

Join our Minecraft SMP and make your 10-year-old self proud by becoming the ultimate block-building master! Remember when you used to spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions? Well, now you can take your building skills to the next level and create entire kingdoms in our server!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best chicken dance impression. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that only those who can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig will be worthy enough to claim the treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show your 10-year-old self just how far you’ve come in the world of blocky adventures!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MomDadCraft or ParentalPixel

family bond, family dynamics, MomDadCraft, parent support, parent-child attachment, parent-child bonding, parent-child closeness, parent-child communication, parent-child conflict, parent-child dynamics, parent-child interaction, parent-child love, Parent-child relationship, parent-child relationship dynamics, parent-child relationship growth, parent-child respect, parent-child trust, parent-child understanding, parental connection, ParentalPixel, relationship with parents

Are your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, fear not, because on our server, your parents will actually encourage you to play all day and night! That’s right, we have a special feature that sends messages to your parents pretending to be your teacher, telling them that playing Minecraft is actually improving your grades. So join our server and watch as your parents become your biggest supporters in your quest for blocky greatness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
New Chunks Explored:	215875	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyPolish Minecraft Server

American politics, Civic Duty, civic responsibility, community engagement, CraftyPolish, Democracy, democracy in action, diaspora, ENGAGEMENT, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Participation, Poland, Polish Americans, Polish heritage, Politics, president, Presidential election, Server, US, Vote, voting rights

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Buildings Constructed:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HezbollahHavocMC

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocMC, injured, international news, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, political tensions, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and take down hezbollah targets just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and griefers. with at least 274 ways to die and over 1,000 ways to get injured, u’ll never get bored on this server. so come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CTE Craft: NFL Edition

anxiety, athlete health, brain health, brain injuries, brain trauma, chronic traumatic encephalopathy, cognitive symptoms, concussion, Craft, CTE, depression, Edition, football, former players, mental health, neurological disorders, NFL, research study, sports injuries, sports medicine, SUICIDE, treatable conditions

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama in a disco! we have so many cool things to do, you’ll feel like a pig in a mud bath.

our players are so awesome, they make herobrine look like a noob. we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant creeper made out of diamonds.

we also have mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll sound like a zombie with a sore throat. and don’t even get me started on our epic events, like the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament.

plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a village full of villagers who actually like each other. so come join us, and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Enchantments Applied:	136
Runes Activated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Welcome to Bud Light Craft: The Server with No Cheating, Toxicity, or Fun Allowed! Featuring KitPvP, Factions, Mini Games, and Tower Defense!

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BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to providing a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of all forms of cheating, and fostering a friendly community for players of all skill levels.

Allowed Clients

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed below are allowed)

Allowed Mods for Badlion
Animations
Block Overlay
Clear Glass
CPS
Crosshair
Damage Tint
Enchant Glint
FPS
Hit Color
Item Physics
KeyStrokes
OofMod
Ping
Tab

Server IP

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! If caught using one, you will be immediately banned.

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods are not allowed on the server except for specified mods with the Badlion Client.

2. What happens if I cheat or try to hack?

Any form of cheating, including game exploits, alt accounts, or piracy, will result in an unpardonable ban.

3. Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms that generate excessive items are strictly prohibited to maintain a balanced economy and gameplay experience.

4. How can I get help on the server?

Use the in-game tutorials (/warp HowToPlay) or the /help command. Do not repeatedly ask staff for help on things covered in the tutorials.

5. Is joining the Discord server necessary?

Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Anti Vaxxers Minecraft Server

Anti, AntiVaxxers, childhood illness, death, diphtheria, health crisis, herd immunity, immunization, LATVIA, medical neglect, Minecraft, Misinformation, Parental Responsibility, preventable death, preventable disease, public health, Server, Toddler, Tragedy, tragic loss, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine-preventable diseases, vaxxers

Join our Minecraft server and avoid real-life dangers like diphtheria! Our server is so safe, even unvaccinated toddlers can play without fear of disease. Plus, our virtual world is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures that will make you forget all about the dangers of the real world. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to bring your diamond sword for protection against any anti-vax zombies that may try to attack!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foreigner Minecraft SMP Balls Japanese Writers

Authorship, Balls, Character development, character diversity, creativity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, foreign characters, foreigner, foreigner character, International characters, japanese, Japanese culture, Japanese literature, Japanese writers, literary criticism, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, racial identity, representation, smp, Stereotypes, storytelling, Writers, Writing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just a regular player? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky and wild characters, just like the “Russian” girl from Roshidere! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with our diverse group of players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant creepers to hilarious pranks pulled by mischievous players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for a boring old SMP when you can join us and be a part of something truly unique and outrageous? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

intimate moments, MasturbateMaster420, Masturbation, Minecraft, personal pleasure, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure frequency, self pleasure habits, self pleasure practices, self pleasure routine, self release, self-care, self-exploration, self-touch, sexual activity, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp, solo play

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyElectionFlip

analysis paralysis, Candidate, change of mind, CraftyElectionFlip, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, election, Factors, final decision, flip-flop, influence, information overload, last minute, Politics, PRESSURE, reasoning, research, uncertainty, undecided, Voting

Are you tired of boring old elections where you have to choose between the lesser of two evils? Well, our Minecraft server is like a political campaign on steroids! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind about who to vote for, just like you change your choice of candidate close to the election date. Will you stick with the tried and true candidate, or will you be swayed by outrageous promises and scandalous scandals? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the election gets a diamond-encrusted crown and a pet dragon to ride into battle. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote (and your pickaxe) on our server today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.