Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 114188 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
Holy Grails Found: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

    Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Star Shards Collected: 155
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 101 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3542

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4257
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Emeralds Found: 8688 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 2493
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Dimension Hops: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Ores Mined: 8644 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 309 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9498 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Potions Brewed: 155
    Magic Items Found: 3344 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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