Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Secret Passages Found: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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