NeptuneCraft: Romania-Ukraine Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Farms Harvested:	912	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	8883

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Chimeras Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9382	Blood Moons Survived:	1

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchantments Applied:	90
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Votes:	9913
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Farms Harvested:	547

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ores Mined:	4469	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Votes:	159	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Potions Brewed:	71
Dragon Eggs Found:	2417	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crops Grown:	8829
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	8078	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mines Excavated:	1297
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Votes:	1409	Villages Defended:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

Players:	101/100	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	444	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Gods Slained:	0