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Our server is so secure, even if a creeper blows up your house, we’ll cover the costs of rebuilding it. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our admins will swoop in like superheroes to save the day.

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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