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Our server is so secure, even if a creeper blows up your house, we’ll cover the costs of rebuilding it. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our admins will swoop in like superheroes to save the day.

Don’t be like my neighbor and take unnecessary risks – join our server where guarantees are our middle name. Plus, we offer a special discount for anyone who’s ever been swindled by a fence-building scheme. So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated: 4369 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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