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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4298 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
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