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ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2302
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1079
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Items Found:	2905	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	763
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Emeralds Found:	6982	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Votes:	9277
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

Players:	103/800	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	981
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	198594
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8