so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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