lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Magic Items Found: 5654 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Dragon Scales Harvested: 124

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Farms Harvested: 875
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Towns Built: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 383 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Towns Built: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Ores Mined: 7715 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Runes Activated: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 385 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Ores Mined: 3367

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Potions Brewed: 67
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 122 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Star Shards Collected: 179
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 83
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 47

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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