come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Love Letters Sent: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
Dragons Tamed: 3 Alien Abductions: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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