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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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