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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Towns Built: 9
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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